| T.R | Title | User | Personal Name
 | Date | Lines | 
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| 399.1 | ...too wet to plow | SAHQ::LILLY | ACTor in Atlanta | Tue Aug 18 1987 08:33 | 4 | 
|  |     I'm not sure where it came from, but in the farm country in Wisconsin
    the saying went something like:
    
    I might as well (whatever).  I can't dance and its too wet to plow.
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| 399.2 | And besides ... | NATASH::AIKEN | Try to relax and enjoy the CRISIS | Wed Aug 19 1987 14:26 | 3 | 
|  |     Not only can I not dance, not plow (because its too wet), but its
    too dry to plant.
    
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| 399.3 | Boy it is hot!! | MPGS::BUSWELL |  | Wed Aug 19 1987 15:01 | 6 | 
|  |     Might as well because I can't dance.I can't dance because when I
    dance I sweat,and when I sweat I stink and when I stink the girls
    won't come near me, so I might as well.
    
    
    I have heard it this way many times/
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| 399.4 |  | WALLAC::RAMSAY |  | Fri Aug 28 1987 01:14 | 10 | 
|  |      
    
    How about this one that I have heard many times;
    
    Can't dance,to fat to fly,and to ugly to love.
    
    
    RRR
    
    
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| 399.5 |  | STRATA::RUDMAN | Always the Black Knight. | Wed Feb 21 1990 20:51 | 5 | 
|  |     Can't dance; too wet to plow; hens won't lay...
                                 
    Locally:  I was runnin' uphill; the sun was in my eyes!
                                                           
    					Don
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