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| Title: | The Joy of Lex | 
| Notice: | A Notes File even your grammar could love | 
| Moderator: | THEBAY::SYSTEM | 
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| Created: | Fri Feb 28 1986 | 
| Last Modified: | Mon Jun 02 1997 | 
| Last Successful Update: | Fri Jun 06 1997 | 
| Number of topics: | 1192 | 
| Total number of notes: | 42769 | 
365.0. "In the spring a young man's fancy ..." by IOSG::DEMORGAN () Mon Jun 15 1987 06:50
The following is a computer-written sonnet.
It was produced by a computer at Cambridge
University, England several years ago.
		Richard De Morgan.
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How can the purple yeti be so red,
Or chestnuts, like a widgeon, calmly groan?
No sheep is quite as crooked as a bed,
Though chickens ever try to hide a bone.
I grieve that greasy turnips slowly march:
Indeed, inflated is the icy pig:
For as the alligator strikes the larch,
So sighs the grazing goldfish for a wig.
Oh, has the pilchard argued with a top?
Say never that the parsnip is too weird!
I tell thee that a wolf-man will not hop
And no man ever praised the convex beard.
Effulgent is the day when bishops turn:
So let not then the doctor wake the urn!
| T.R | Title | User | Personal Name
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| 365.1 |  | INK::KALLIS | Hallowe'en should be legal holiday | Mon Jun 15 1987 08:14 | 9 | 
|  |     
    >So let not then the doctor wake the urn!
    So!  The computer's been reading H. P. Lovecraft's _The Case of
    Charles Dexter Ward_ again, eh???
    
    ;-)
    
    Steve Kallis, Jr.
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| 365.2 | If this is an example... | LYMPH::LAMBERT | Magic Music Makes Your Morning Move | Wed Jun 17 1987 16:43 | 4 | 
|  | re: .0  Well, I guess we don't really have to worry about artificial
	intellegence taking over our jobs just yet, eh?  :-)
   -- Sam
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| 365.3 | Only joking! | IOSG::DUTT |  | Thu Jun 18 1987 09:00 | 2 | 
|  |     Now I know where Bob Dylan got his early sleeve-notes from!
    
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