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Name | Date | Lines |
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| 242.1 | At some point they become "vandals" | MODEL::YARBROUGH | | Wed Sep 17 1986 08:58 | 2 |
| "Rugrat" is slang for a child who is too young to walk. After that,
they are known as "house apes".
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| 242.2 | Hey, little kids are really nice -- honest! | SUPER::KENAH | O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!! | Wed Sep 17 1986 09:44 | 5 |
| You may find it more recognizable as two words -- "rug rat".
Rug rats are also known as "ankle biters".
andrew
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| 242.3 | Children are fun. Children are fun. Children .... | NACHO::CONLIFFE | | Wed Sep 17 1986 15:39 | 3 |
| And a little older, they become "furniture monkeys".
Nigel
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| 242.4 | Curtain Climbers | PSGVAX::CICCOLINI | | Thu Sep 18 1986 11:27 | 1 |
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| 242.5 | Is this the 7 ages of humankind? | TOPDOC::SLOANE | Notable notes from -bs- | Thu Sep 18 1986 13:07 | 4 |
| And, as they get even older, they turn into *TEENAGERS*
-bs
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| 242.6 | mercy | HUDSON::HAMER | | Thu Sep 18 1986 14:26 | 5 |
| After reading this topic and the replies, I'm going home to gas my
eight-year-old before it gets any worse. :-)
John H.
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| 242.7 | A child-lover in the style of WC Fields | DRAGON::MCVAY | Pete McVay, VRO (Telecomm) | Thu Sep 18 1986 21:08 | 4 |
| Robert Heinlein had "the bunghole theory" of child raising, as
expressed thourhg his character Lazarus Long (The Senior). All
children should be put in a barrel when born and fed through the
bunghole. At age thirteen, you plug up the bung.
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| 242.8 | Big rugrats? | TMCUK2::BANKS | Rule Britannia | Fri Sep 19 1986 05:28 | 10 |
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re.6
eight-year-old? That's not a rugrat, its a fully grown 'Cooking Fat'.
Anyway, the nursery rhyme tells me you drown cooking fats in the
well!.
David (who_has_3_rugrats_and_2_cooking_fats_and_no_furniture) Banks
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| 242.9 | Heinlein Revisited | LYMPH::LAMBERT | My karma ran over my dogma | Fri Sep 19 1986 09:41 | 12 |
| re: .7
In the interest of maintaining this file's tradition of pedantry, the
actual Heinlein Bunghole Theory is stated:
"At birth all male children should be put into a barrel and
fed through the bunghole. At age 18 a concious descision
should be made either to open the barrel or to plug up the
bung."
-- Sam
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| 242.10 | much too good to be apocryphal | HUDSON::HAMER | | Fri Sep 19 1986 14:40 | 8 |
|
Winston Churchill's mother, upon being shown infant Winston
soon after birth:
"That's nice, now bring him back when he has
conversation."
John H.
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| 242.11 | Another term for youngsters: | TLE::SAVAGE | Neil, @Spit Brook | Mon Sep 22 1986 09:20 | 2 |
| How about the term "crumb cruncher"? That could be why every home
with a child needs a good vacuum cleaner.
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| 242.12 | Another One | ZENSNI::TAVARES | Stay low and keep moving... | Tue Sep 23 1986 10:15 | 2 |
| How about "Crackersnappers"?
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| 242.13 | Swingin' in the trees... | RT101A::ROGERS | D'em atoms don't cost nothin'... | Tue Sep 23 1986 16:52 | 3 |
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Don't forget the `Yard Apes'.
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| 242.14 | Kids Bah Humbug | EUCLID::LEVASSEUR | Live Free or Try | Wed Oct 15 1986 10:26 | 3 |
| Linoleum Lizards
Ray
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| 242.15 | * | CASAD3::NOBLE | One mans ceiling, Another mans floor | Thu Oct 30 1986 12:42 | 4 |
| When they first start to walk they become "knee knockers."
- chuck
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