| T.R | Title | User | Personal
Name | Date | Lines |
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| 213.1 | My three puns | DELNI::CANTOR | Dave Cantor | Thu Jun 26 1986 22:12 | 24 |
| Nhu knew new NU gnu Nu, noo?
It means that Madame Nhu (you remember her, don't you) was
acquainted with an animal at Northeastern University named
for a letter of the Greek alphabet, and the speaker of the
sentence is questioning the listener for acknowledgement with
a common Yiddish expression, noo.
Well, it's not the same, but at least they're almost homonyms.
Aye, I eye ai.
Yes, Skipper, this sailor is watching the 3-toed sloth.
Wun won one.
The Chinese fellow was successful this time, though he may
have lost before.
Dave C.
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| 213.2 | This is a recording... | RAJA::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Fri Jun 27 1986 09:02 | 11 |
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How about:
Records Records records records records.
A company with a "generic" name which puts music on vinyl,
has just set new marks in the production of such disks.
(The words are the same even if the pronunciation differs!)
Bruce
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| 213.3 | | OBLIO::SHUSTER | RoB ShUsTeR | Fri Jun 27 1986 10:28 | 4 |
| Can Can can cancan?
Will Dennis Oil Can Boyd (the Red Sox pitcher) get rid of the woman's
dance?
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| 213.4 | | RAJA::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Fri Jun 27 1986 16:26 | 5 |
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Will will will Will will.
George (ABC commentator, Newsweek columnist) is going to force
his family to produce their statement of "sound mind, etc.".
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| 213.5 | Well, well | 4GL::LASHER | | Fri Jun 27 1986 19:27 | 4 |
| Re: previous. I'm glad you wrote that, because I was just going
to ask:
Will Will will Will will?
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| 213.6 | | MARVIN::HARPER | | Sun Jun 29 1986 19:04 | 10 |
| I used to live in Andover, Mass, where the conservation society
is called the Andover Village Improvement Society. Unfortunately,
there never was a trip round the Andover conservation lands organised
by a rental car company for French Canadians, with an advisory pamphlet
headed:
Avis AVIS avis
John
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| 213.7 | had had | BUCKY::MPALMER | | Mon Jun 30 1986 16:14 | 10 |
| well, if you bend a few rules you can get a long string in the middle..
(wasn't this in here before?)
HAD had had "had"; Had had had "had had"; "had had" had had the
instructor's approval.
Henry A Davis wrote "had" on his paper and Hadley wrote "had had"
since "had had" was correct.
MP
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| 213.8 | | PAUPER::EPSTEIN | Bruce Epstein | Mon Jul 07 1986 15:34 | 5 |
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Junk, junk junk junk junk.
Mr. J, will you please dispose of useless material
associated with a decrepit Chinese ship.
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| 213.9 | Refuse Refuse refuse; refuse | TOPDOC::SLOANE | Notable notes from -bs- | Mon Jul 07 1986 17:10 | 7 |
| Refuse Refuse refuse; refuse.
The garbage from the Refuse Company did not burn up as expected;
the city did not accept it, and told the Refuse Company to put
additional fuses in the garbage to burn it up.
-bs
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| 213.10 | getting silly... | JON::MORONEY | Madman | Tue Jul 08 1986 16:01 | 8 |
| re .4: How about:
Will Will will will Will Will Will will.
George the columnist's long-lost brother Bill is going to bequeathe one of his
family heirloom documents to his son Billy Jr.
-Mike
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| 213.11 | Have you helped a moron today? | VOGON::GOODENOUGH | Jeff Goodenough, IPG Reading-UK | Wed Jul 09 1986 10:05 | 5 |
| I can't get a synonym for the verb "confused" out of "buffalo"
- not nohow.
Jeff
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| 213.12 | | BEING::POSTPISCHIL | Always mount a scratch monkey. | Wed Jul 09 1986 11:27 | 8 |
| Re .11:
This is from Merriam-Webster's _Webster's New Collegiate Dictionary_:
buffalo vt : BEWILDER, BAFFLE
-- edp
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| 213.13 | Odd Aud awed odd Aud | HOLST::KOCH | Kevin Koch LTN1-2/B17 DTN226-6274 | Wed Sep 03 1986 16:42 | 2 |
| Peculiar Audrey dazzled another peculiar Audrey.
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| 213.14 | Reign Rain. Rain, rain rain! | REGENT::MERRILL | Win one for the Glypher. | Fri Sep 05 1986 19:01 | 6 |
| Director of play giving instructions to two brothers, one of whom
is playing the King and the other is in charge of the spceial effects.
Rick
Merrill
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| 213.15 | Wee wee wee Wee; we wee wee! | REGENT::MERRILL | Glyph it up! | Sun Sep 07 1986 17:06 | 4 |
| [ no offense, i hope! ]
Chinese lad shy when there are no trees.
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| 213.16 | Catastrophe | IOSG::DUTT | | Thu Mar 19 1987 13:20 | 5 |
| Visited my old father the other day to console him about his cat's
infected foot, which he'd wrongly been treating by tipping orange
juice over it. So I said ....
"Poor paw pore, pour paw-paw, Paw!"
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| 213.17 | Now for a true one! | TKOV52::DIAMOND | | Mon Feb 19 1990 02:45 | 18 |
| There is a classic poem in Japanese, some number of centuries or
millenia old, which contains just one Chinese character repeated
twelve times. The meaning is "A lion's child is a cub; a cat's
child is a kitten." (I might have that backwards. No, that only
SOUNDS funny; it's really true.)
Just a couple of hundred years ago, a famous artist produced a famous
woodcut depicting an old man teaching this poem to a young boy.
Anyway, for all of you *****s who put accented vowels and cedilla-c's
and other funny characters in your postings ... those things which
make my terminal eat the funny character, eat the following good
character, decide that the two do not form a valid Kanji, wait five
seconds (elapsed real irritating time) and then put out a square box
with an X through it ... for all you people who keep me waiting to
get such nonsense and try to figure out what you wrote, I ought'a
put the real Kanji for that poem in this message, and see what it
does to YOUR terminal.
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| 213.18 | then boil your head | HERON::BUCHANAN | combinatorial bomb squad | Mon Oct 08 1990 19:29 | 14 |
| One I came across recently o'er the net (sorry if this has already
appeared.)
Bulldogs bulldogs bulldogs fight fight fight.
Assuming this is a statement, and not a sporting chant, what can
you say about the bulldogs. And what logical implication (if any) exists
between the above statement, and:
Bulldogs bulldogs bulldogs bulldogs fight fight fight fight.
?
Regards,
Andrew
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