| Title: | Celt Notefile |
| Moderator: | TALLIS::DARCY |
| Created: | Wed Feb 19 1986 |
| Last Modified: | Tue Jun 03 1997 |
| Last Successful Update: | Fri Jun 06 1997 |
| Number of topics: | 1632 |
| Total number of notes: | 20523 |
A fellow walks into a shop in Galway to buy a newspaper
and the lady shopkeeper asks him "What can I do for ya?"
"I'd like to buy a newspaper", the man replies.
The lady asks, "Would you like today's or yesterday's?"
"Well today's of course", he retorts.
"Then come back tomorrow", says she.
| T.R | Title | User | Personal Name | Date | Lines |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 179.1 | Write it down, it's a good one. | ENGGSG::BURNS | Is it right or left for Gibraltar ? | Thu Apr 16 1987 10:05 | 21 |
That reminds me of the "Kerryman" who was told by his doctor,
"For relaxation, you should go out and play 32 holes"
So the Kerryman went out and bought a harmonica !!!!
| |||||
| 179.2 | When intercontinental travel was novel | DUBSWS::D_OSULLIVAN | We're not stopping before Park Gate Street | Wed Apr 22 1987 12:03 | 16 |
This one will probably go over the heads of all non-Limerick people.
Some years back when the first transatlantic flights started the
yank was been driven into Limerick in a taxi. He began to wave
about his copy of the New York Times saying "Hey Pal, isn't that
really fantastic; I've got this morning's NY Times here in Limerick
this afternoon. The taxi driver wasn't in the least impressed and
picked up a copy of the local paper and said "Sure that's nothing,
here's tomorrow's Limerick Leader today!"
--Dermot
P.S. Explaining jokes doesn't make them funny, but the Limerick
Leader, a weekly paper is available on Thursdays although it has
a Friday date.
| |||||