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Conference school::uu

Title:	Unitarian Universalism
Notice:	<=== Heaven Discussion About Heaven ===>
Moderator:	MIASYS::HETRICK

Created:	Fri Mar 06 1987
Last Modified:	Sat Feb 08 1997
Last Successful Update:	Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:	405
Total number of notes:	7815

114.0. "ONE-LINERS" by CRETE::DEVI () Mon Aug 29 1988 11:34

T.R	Title	User	Personal Name	Date	Lines
114.1	C.G. JUNG	CRETE::DEVI		`Mon Aug 29 1988 11:36`	6
114.2	DICKENSON	CRETE::DEVI		`Mon Aug 29 1988 11:37`	6
114.3	ST. AUGUSTINE	CRETE::DEVI		`Mon Aug 29 1988 11:40`	7
114.4	ERICA JONG	CRETE::DEVI		`Mon Aug 29 1988 11:43`	7
114.5	ANONYMOUS	CRETE::DEVI		`Mon Aug 29 1988 11:46`	7
114.6	NIKITA KHRUSHCHEV	CRETE::DEVI		`Mon Aug 29 1988 11:48`	7
114.7	BABE RUTH	CRETE::DEVI		`Mon Aug 29 1988 11:51`	10
114.8	ALBERT EINSTEIN	CRETE::DEVI		`Mon Aug 29 1988 11:53`	7
114.9	Unknown DEC employee	ROLL::SEAVEY	I heard the beat of Centaur's hoofs!	`Mon Aug 29 1988 12:44`	5
114.10	Unknown (to me) politician	BLAS03::FORBES	Bill Forbes - LDP SysEng	`Mon Aug 29 1988 13:11`	3
114.11	WILLIAM JAMES	CRETE::DEVI		`Tue Aug 30 1988 08:14`	6
114.12	JAMES THURBER	CRETE::DEVI		`Tue Aug 30 1988 08:15`	6
114.13	CLARENCE DARROW	CRETE::DEVI		`Tue Aug 30 1988 08:16`	7
114.14	ZERO MOSTEL	CRETE::DEVI		`Tue Aug 30 1988 08:17`	6
114.15	HENNY YOUNGMAN	CRETE::DEVI		`Tue Aug 30 1988 08:18`	7
114.16	Invented here	CLT::SAVAGE		`Tue Aug 30 1988 09:12`	3
114.17	JANE WAGNER	VINO::EVANS	Never tip the whipper	`Tue Aug 30 1988 10:31`	9
114.18		TOPDOC::AHERN	Where was George?	`Tue Aug 30 1988 11:25`	13
114.19	ARTHUR SCHOPENHAUER	CRETE::DEVI		`Tue Aug 30 1988 12:07`	6
114.20	a few "Where wases?"	DECSIM::SEAVEY		`Tue Aug 30 1988 12:51`	10
114.21	�Hola!	SCOPE::PAINTER	Wonders never cease.	`Tue Aug 30 1988 18:11`	4
114.22	To the Master of.....	SCOMAN::GARDNER		`Tue Aug 30 1988 18:40`	6
114.23	HERACLITUS	CRETE::DEVI		`Wed Aug 31 1988 12:16`	6
114.24	MARLO THOMAS	CRETE::DEVI		`Wed Aug 31 1988 12:19`	8
114.25	NANCY REAGAN	CRETE::DEVI		`Wed Aug 31 1988 12:20`	8
114.26	SENECA THE YOUNGER	CRETE::DEVI		`Wed Aug 31 1988 12:21`	5
114.27	WILL ROGERS	CRETE::DEVI		`Wed Aug 31 1988 12:25`	8
114.28	MARK TWAIN	CRETE::DEVI		`Wed Aug 31 1988 12:27`	6
114.29	MARCEL PROUST	CRETE::DEVI		`Thu Sep 01 1988 13:03`	7
114.30		PSYCHE::DMCLURE	Producer/IVIS Guru Trainee	`Thu Sep 01 1988 13:43`	12
114.31	ANCIENT JEWISH MYSTIC	CRETE::DEVI		`Fri Sep 02 1988 06:51`	5
114.32	Two of my favorites	IAMOK::BOUDREAU		`Fri Sep 02 1988 08:14`	8
114.33	Church of the Holy Servo-mechanism	SCOMAN::GARDNER		`Fri Sep 02 1988 11:35`	8
114.34	NORMAN COUSINS	CRETE::DEVI		`Fri Sep 02 1988 15:38`	7
114.35	RICHARD BACH	CRETE::DEVI		`Fri Sep 02 1988 15:40`	6
114.36	OUSPENSKY	CRETE::DEVI		`Fri Sep 02 1988 15:42`	9
114.37	DR. MISRA	CRETE::DEVI		`Sat Sep 03 1988 01:10`	6
114.38	Don't know who said this one	CRETE::DEVI		`Sat Sep 03 1988 01:12`	4
114.39	Figure this one out!	CRETE::DEVI		`Sat Sep 03 1988 01:13`	6
114.40	BUDDHA	CRETE::DEVI		`Sat Sep 03 1988 01:16`	8
114.41	DISRAELI	CRETE::DEVI		`Sat Sep 03 1988 01:20`	7
114.42	LAO-TSE	CRETE::DEVI		`Sat Sep 03 1988 01:22`	6
114.43	DANISH	CRETE::DEVI		`Sat Sep 03 1988 01:30`	7
114.44	DEFINITION OF GOD	DECSIM::SEAVEY	Turn off computer, trust feelings?	`Sun Sep 04 1988 21:14`	7
114.45	MASLOW	CRETE::DEVI		`Tue Sep 06 1988 03:37`	7
114.46	ERIC HOFFER	CRETE::DEVI		`Tue Sep 06 1988 03:39`	6
114.47	BILL COSBY	CRETE::DEVI		`Tue Sep 06 1988 03:52`	8
114.48	MAHATMA GANDHI	CRETE::DEVI		`Tue Sep 06 1988 03:54`	10
114.49	NEHRU	CRETE::DEVI		`Tue Sep 06 1988 08:15`	9
114.50	Fats Waller	GOSOX::RYAN	U Who?	`Tue Sep 06 1988 11:30`	1
114.51	GOETHE	CRETE::DEVI		`Fri Sep 09 1988 06:07`	7
114.52	EPICTETUS	CRETE::DEVI		`Fri Sep 09 1988 06:11`	8
114.53	THOMAS WOLFE	CRETE::DEVI		`Fri Sep 09 1988 08:22`	11
114.54	SENECA THE YOUNGER	CRETE::DEVI		`Fri Sep 09 1988 08:24`	6
114.55	JOHN KEATS	CRETE::DEVI		`Fri Sep 09 1988 08:25`	9
114.56	something different	SCOMAN::GARDNER		`Fri Sep 09 1988 09:37`	21
114.57		TOPDOC::AHERN	Where was George?	`Fri Sep 09 1988 13:44`	13
114.58	MAHATMA GANDHI	CRETE::DEVI		`Sun Sep 11 1988 07:26`	8
114.59	MARTIN LUTHER KING	CRETE::DEVI		`Sun Sep 11 1988 07:27`	8
114.60	OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES	CRETE::DEVI		`Sun Sep 11 1988 07:30`	8
114.61	miscount	TOPDOC::AHERN	Where was George?	`Mon Sep 12 1988 11:27`	14
114.62	OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES	COGVAX::DEVI		`Mon Sep 12 1988 13:10`	8
114.63	EDMUND BURKE	COGVAX::DEVI		`Mon Sep 12 1988 13:16`	8
114.64	ALAN WATTS	COGVAX::DEVI		`Mon Sep 12 1988 13:18`	9
114.65	EDITH WHATRON	COGVAX::DEVI		`Mon Sep 12 1988 13:20`	12
114.66	ELEANOR ROOSEVELT	COGVAX::DEVI		`Mon Sep 12 1988 13:22`	8
114.67	CHAIM WEIZMANN	COGVAX::DEVI		`Mon Sep 12 1988 13:25`	7
114.68	TEILHARD DE CHARDIN	COGVAX::DEVI		`Mon Sep 12 1988 13:29`	12
114.69		SCOMAN::GARDNER		`Mon Sep 19 1988 09:28`	9
114.70	???	CRETE::DEVI		`Tue Sep 20 1988 05:43`	7
114.71	???	CRETE::DEVI		`Tue Sep 20 1988 05:45`	6
114.72	W.C. FIELDS	CRETE::DEVI		`Tue Sep 20 1988 05:46`	6
114.73	MAHATMA GANDHI	CRETE::DEVI		`Tue Sep 20 1988 05:50`	7
114.74		TOPDOC::AHERN	Where was George?	`Tue Sep 20 1988 10:32`	5
114.75	more-liners	DECSIM::SEAVEY	Where was George?	`Tue Sep 20 1988 12:38`	13
114.76	smirk!!!!	SCOMAN::GARDNER		`Tue Sep 20 1988 14:00`	5
114.77	only 1	CLUE::PAINTER	Wonders never cease.	`Tue Sep 20 1988 16:52`	9
114.78	SAM JOHNSON, RE: GEORGE BUSH	DECSIM::SEAVEY	Where was George?	`Wed Sep 21 1988 08:33`	3
114.79		BLAS03::FORBES	Bill Forbes - LDP SysEng	`Wed Sep 21 1988 10:26`	3
114.80	I always liked this one...	CAADC::TRAINIDANSON	New kid on the block	`Thu Sep 22 1988 09:03`	8
114.81	me	BOEHM::MEYER	Dave Meyer	`Thu Sep 22 1988 17:51`	5
114.82	was wondering too	DECSIM::SEAVEY	Where was George?	`Thu Sep 22 1988 19:56`	6
114.83	Conrad Aiken	DECSIM::SEAVEY	Where was George?	`Tue Sep 27 1988 20:01`	4
114.84	more Conrad Aiken	DECSIM::SEAVEY	Where was George?	`Tue Sep 27 1988 20:05`	5
114.85	W. H. Auden	DECSIM::SEAVEY	Where was George?	`Tue Sep 27 1988 20:07`	3
114.86	Gyatri?	DECSIM::SEAVEY	Where was George?	`Tue Sep 27 1988 20:09`	3
114.87	God a Penn State fan?	CIVIC::WINBERG		`Wed Sep 28 1988 16:31`	2
114.88	Goldwater	BOEHM::MEYER	Dave Meyer	`Thu Sep 29 1988 18:08`	3
114.89	Quayle	BOEHM::MEYER	Dave Meyer	`Thu Sep 29 1988 18:10`	3
114.90	L. Summers	BOEHM::MEYER	Dave Meyer	`Thu Sep 29 1988 18:11`	3
114.91		DECSIM::SEAVEY	Where was George?	`Thu Sep 29 1988 20:19`	4
114.92	THOMAS CARLYLE	CRETE::DEVI		`Fri Oct 07 1988 11:18`	10
114.93	ELEANOR ROOSEVELT	CRETE::DEVI		`Fri Oct 07 1988 11:19`	6
114.94	BERTRAND RUSSELL	CRETE::DEVI		`Fri Oct 07 1988 11:20`	9
114.95	THOREAU	CRETE::DEVI		`Fri Oct 07 1988 11:21`	6
114.96	NORMAN COUSINS	CRETE::DEVI		`Tue Oct 11 1988 10:46`	5
114.97	JEWISH FOLK SAYING	CRETE::DEVI		`Tue Oct 11 1988 10:47`	7
114.98	NOEL COWARD	CRETE::DEVI		`Tue Oct 11 1988 10:48`	6
114.99	LOUIS PASTEUR	CRETE::DEVI		`Tue Oct 11 1988 10:49`	6
114.100	EASTERN EUROPEAN PROVERB	CRETE::DEVI		`Tue Oct 11 1988 10:49`	5
114.101	ESQUIRE MAG	DECSIM::SEAVEY		`Wed Oct 12 1988 15:27`	3
114.102	Webster's re:obnubilation	ROLL::SEAVEY	Do not go gentle into that good night	`Sun Oct 16 1988 14:02`	9
114.103	BOB HOPE	CRETE::DEVI		`Thu Oct 20 1988 09:43`	6
114.104	E.B. WHITE	CRETE::DEVI		`Thu Oct 20 1988 09:43`	5
114.105	WILLIAM BLAKE	CRETE::DEVI		`Thu Oct 20 1988 09:44`	6
114.106	MOTHER THERESA	CRETE::DEVI		`Tue Nov 01 1988 08:25`	6
114.107	Janet L. Surrey	DATTA::SEAVEY		`Mon Nov 07 1988 12:53`	3
114.108	sefl	WILKIE::EARLY	Bob_the_Hiker	`Tue Nov 15 1988 08:12`	4
114.109	me neither	MELEE::BIELSKI	Gotta code in m' node	`Thu Nov 17 1988 08:44`	11
114.110	Virginia---o, on "love" ... again!	CPSR4::HOLMES	CatFancier,DogNut,HorseWorshipper	`Tue Dec 27 1988 12:22`	17
114.111	Joshua Reynolds	DEMING::LLOYD		`Thu Jan 19 1989 14:25`	4
114.112	Heah come da judge!	PNEUMA::DMCLURE	Riding the network silicon worms	`Fri Feb 10 1989 14:00`	5
114.113	HEBREWS 13:8	DEMING::GARDNER	justme....jacqui	`Fri Feb 10 1989 14:44`	0
114.114	What Color Is Your Parachute ?	BOEHM::MEYER	Dave Meyer	`Fri Feb 10 1989 23:09`	7
114.115	Keep it brief	MPGS::NEEDLEMAN	Funny...she doesn't LOOK Druish	`Tue Feb 14 1989 08:54`	5
114.116	the Anti-Christ	DATTA::SEAVEY		`Tue Feb 14 1989 13:05`	8
114.117	communication	ROLL::SEAVEY		`Tue Feb 14 1989 14:09`	3
114.118	Fun Anyone?	PNEUMA::DMCLURE	Riding the network silicon worms	`Mon Feb 27 1989 16:22`	4
114.119	let's all practice....	DEMING::GARDNER	justme....jacqui	`Tue Feb 28 1989 08:27`	7
114.120	ANONYMOUS	GRECO::DEVI		`Thu Mar 02 1989 12:45`	4
114.121	ARTHUR CLARKE	GRECO::DEVI		`Fri Mar 03 1989 13:07`	11
114.122	GEORGE SAVILE	GRECO::DEVI		`Fri Mar 03 1989 13:09`	10
114.123		SCOPE::PAINTER	Wage Peace	`Fri Mar 24 1989 19:08`	5
114.124	Picked up from "JOY_OF_LEX"	BLAS03::FORBES	Bill Forbes - LDP Engrng	`Tue Apr 04 1989 21:54`	14
114.125	Author Unknown	CARTUN::DEVI		`Wed Apr 05 1989 05:54`	8
114.126	H.N. Khanna	CARTUN::DEVI		`Wed Apr 05 1989 06:01`	7
114.127	Author Unknown	CARTUN::DEVI		`Wed Apr 05 1989 06:05`	8
114.128	???	CARTUN::DEVI		`Wed Apr 05 1989 06:07`	10
114.129	not folly	TSG::ROSS	Don'T (Stella) Ross	`Wed Apr 05 1989 13:02`	4
114.130	JOHN MILTON	CARTUN::DEVI		`Thu Apr 06 1989 12:28`	8
114.131	E.F. SCHUMACHER	CARTUN::DEVI		`Thu Apr 06 1989 12:30`	10
114.132	WILLIAM GEORGE JORDAN	CARTUN::DEVI		`Thu Apr 06 1989 12:32`	7
114.133	JOHN F. KENNEDY	CARTUN::DEVI		`Thu Apr 06 1989 12:33`	9
114.134		CSC32::M_VALENZA	Unlocked during business hours	`Thu Apr 06 1989 13:48`	4
114.135	SAMUEL JOHNSON	CARTUN::DEVI		`Wed Apr 19 1989 08:23`	8
114.136	RICHARD BACH	CARTUN::DEVI		`Wed Apr 19 1989 08:24`	8
114.137	EUGENE O'NEILL	CARTUN::DEVI		`Wed Apr 19 1989 08:27`	11
114.138	GEORGE SANTAYANA	CARTUN::DEVI		`Thu Apr 20 1989 08:38`	6
114.139	ALBERT SCHWEITZER	CARTUN::DEVI		`Thu Apr 20 1989 08:43`	6
114.140	G.K. CHESTERTON	CARTUN::DEVI		`Thu Apr 20 1989 08:45`	5
114.141	MAIMONIDES	CARTUN::DEVI		`Thu Apr 20 1989 08:49`	7
114.142	PAUL KLEE	CARTUN::DEVI		`Fri Apr 21 1989 08:15`	6
114.143	ELBERT HUBBARD	CARTUN::DEVI		`Fri Apr 21 1989 08:18`	7
114.144	STENDAHL	CARTUN::DEVI		`Fri Apr 21 1989 08:20`	7
114.145	GEORGE SMITH PATTON	CARTUN::DEVI		`Fri Apr 21 1989 08:24`	9
114.146	ALFRED NORTH WHITEHEAD	CARTUN::DEVI		`Fri Apr 21 1989 08:30`	13
114.147	THOMAS JEFFERSON	CARTUN::DEVI		`Fri Apr 21 1989 08:40`	10
114.148	WILLIAM BUTLER YEATS	CARTUN::DEVI		`Fri Apr 21 1989 12:06`	9
114.149	WILLIAM BUTLER YEATS	CARTUN::DEVI		`Fri Apr 21 1989 12:13`	8
114.150	WILLIAM BUTLER YEATS	CARTUN::DEVI		`Fri Apr 21 1989 12:15`	9
114.151	Barbara Tuchman	BLAS03::FORBES	Bill Forbes - LDP Engrng	`Mon Apr 24 1989 21:59`	6
114.152	JAMES BALDWIN	CARTUN::DEVI		`Tue Apr 25 1989 12:26`	7
114.153	MARTIN LUTHER KING	CARTUN::DEVI		`Tue Apr 25 1989 12:38`	10
114.154	JOHN ANDREW HOLMES	CARTUN::DEVI		`Tue Apr 25 1989 12:46`	11
114.155	Albert Einstein	DEMING::LLOYD		`Tue Apr 25 1989 20:16`	5
114.156	George Stanley	TOPDOC::AHERN	Dennis the Menace	`Tue Apr 25 1989 23:24`	15
114.157	Marie Antoinette	TOPDOC::AHERN	Dennis the Menace	`Tue Apr 25 1989 23:25`	13
114.158	William Bligh	TOPDOC::AHERN	Dennis the Menace	`Tue Apr 25 1989 23:26`	13
114.159	Richard III	TOPDOC::AHERN	Dennis the Menace	`Tue Apr 25 1989 23:27`	13
114.160	Richard Nixon	TOPDOC::AHERN	Dennis the Menace	`Tue Apr 25 1989 23:29`	13
114.161	Lloyd Bentsen	TOPDOC::AHERN	Dennis the Menace	`Tue Apr 25 1989 23:30`	14
114.162	John Wilkes Booth	TOPDOC::AHERN	Dennis the Menace	`Tue Apr 25 1989 23:32`	13
114.163	United States Marine Corps	VAXUUM::KOHLBRENNER		`Wed Apr 26 1989 07:46`	3
114.164	Timothy Leary	HAVOC::GREEN	I'm the ERA	`Wed Apr 26 1989 09:17`	8
114.165	justme....jacqui	DEMING::GARDNER	justme....jacqui	`Wed Apr 26 1989 10:42`	5
114.166	Re.159 (Ahern) on horses (;^)	CLUE::PAINTER	Nothing is written.	`Wed Apr 26 1989 11:40`	12
114.167	Richard Bach	LEZAH::BOBBITT	invictus maneo	`Tue May 09 1989 16:35`	5
114.168	John Shedd	LEZAH::BOBBITT	invictus maneo	`Tue May 09 1989 16:35`	5
114.169	Down to Walden Pond	DEMING::GARDNER	justme....jacqui	`Tue May 09 1989 18:00`	14
114.170	Appropros of Note 126, on creedlessness	ALFIE::SAVAGE		`Wed May 31 1989 09:05`	4
114.171	Heinlein	LEVERS::MEYER	Dave Meyer	`Mon Nov 06 1989 17:09`	3
114.172	more Heinlein	LEVERS::MEYER	Dave Meyer	`Mon Nov 06 1989 17:12`	4
114.173	more Heinlein	CARTUN::DEVI		`Tue Nov 07 1989 16:10`	3
114.174	still more Heinlein	CARTUN::DEVI		`Tue Nov 07 1989 16:19`	5
114.175	?	SUBFIZ::SEAVEY	go TEAM go	`Tue Nov 07 1989 19:47`	4
114.176	?	SUBFIZ::SEAVEY	go TEAM go	`Tue Nov 07 1989 19:48`	4
114.177	Count Leo Tolstoi	SUBFIZ::SEAVEY	go TEAM go	`Tue Nov 07 1989 19:53`	4
114.178		PHAROS::DMCLURE	Your favorite martian	`Wed Nov 08 1989 11:05`	3
114.179	from my high school yearbook...	IAMOK::ALFORD	I'd rather be fishing	`Thu Nov 09 1989 10:18`	6
114.180	Never the Twain shall meet	CSC32::J_CHRISTIE	Our work is more than our jobs	`Thu Nov 09 1989 17:57`	3
114.181	Tennessee Williams	CARTUN::DEVI		`Fri Nov 10 1989 12:40`	8
114.182	PAUL TILLICH	CARTUN::DEVI		`Sun Nov 12 1989 19:05`	7
114.183	Harry Truman	CARTUN::DEVI		`Mon Nov 13 1989 12:51`	7
114.184	KABIR	CARTUN::DEVI		`Tue Nov 14 1989 10:25`	11
114.185	Author Unknown	CARTUN::DEVI		`Wed Nov 15 1989 08:46`	8
114.186	Poetic version, can't recall author either	NEILS::SAVAGE		`Wed Nov 15 1989 10:56`	6
114.187	this is why I keep a copy of Bartlett's in my office :-)	BOOKIE::EPPES	Of a fictitious nature	`Fri Nov 17 1989 17:31`	15
114.188	BEN FRANKLIN	SHARE::DEVI		`Fri Mar 16 1990 14:05`	5
114.189	JANE AUSTEN	SHARE::DEVI		`Tue Mar 20 1990 10:51`	6
114.190	ALBERT EINSTEIN	SHARE::DEVI		`Wed Mar 21 1990 12:33`	7
114.191	???	SHARE::DEVI		`Wed Mar 21 1990 12:34`	8
114.192	Vin Lombardi	SHARE::DEVI		`Wed Mar 21 1990 12:36`	9
114.193	John Norley	SHARE::DEVI		`Wed Mar 21 1990 12:37`	5
114.194	???	SHARE::DEVI		`Wed Mar 21 1990 12:38`	8
114.195	Chinese Proverb	SHARE::DEVI		`Wed Mar 21 1990 12:49`	7
114.196		CGVAX2::PAINTER	And on Earth, peace...	`Mon Apr 09 1990 17:47`	5
114.197		HAVOC::GREEN	Ron Green	`Mon Apr 09 1990 19:03`	10
114.198	(;^)	CGVAX2::PAINTER	And on Earth, peace...	`Wed May 16 1990 17:31`	12
114.199		DEMON::AHERN	Dennis the Menace	`Tue Sep 25 1990 16:41`	8
114.200	8*)	JURAN::GARDNER	justme....jacqui	`Tue Sep 25 1990 16:43`	6
114.201	music	SUBFIZ::SEAVEY		`Mon Nov 26 1990 12:08`	5
114.202	Do UU'ers follow ancient wisdom?	TLE::SAVAGE		`Fri May 24 1991 13:32`	22
114.203		ICS::R_GREEN	Ron Green 223-8956	`Fri May 24 1991 14:54`	18
114.204	One vote for Buddha	AKOCOA::FLANAGAN	cycle into Spring	`Fri May 24 1991 15:51`	10
114.205		VAXUUM::KOHLBRENNER		`Tue May 28 1991 10:59`	9
114.206		CFSCTC::AHERN	Dennis the Menace	`Thu May 30 1991 10:22`	3
114.207	For people of diversity...	HANOI::SAVAGE		`Tue Aug 27 1991 09:43`	4