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Conference gidday::golden_turkey

Title:Golden Turkey awards
Notice:Prize awards for idiots and idiotic behaviour
Moderator:GIDDAY::GILLINGS
Created:Mon Oct 19 1992
Last Modified:Thu May 15 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:169
Total number of notes:3137

123.0. "Funny if taken out of context..." by XNTRIK::MAGOON (Village idiot) Thu Aug 03 1989 22:00

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123.1From Uffington, WiltshireMURP::HINXMANFigments of a deranged imaginationFri Aug 04 1989 10:253
123.2On wings of song --PEKING::DUNDONPFri Aug 04 1989 10:383
123.3My trousers are all wet ??COMICS::MILLARNo Porn please I'm GraphicFri Aug 04 1989 13:289
123.4Do they?GIDDAY::GILLINGSIt's a girl!Sun Aug 06 1989 19:401
123.5Hope they're having funPOBOX::CROWEI led the pigeons to the flag..Mon Aug 07 1989 14:212
123.6more adviceTMCUK3::COLETue Aug 08 1989 04:4810
123.7Ultimate safety code?PEKING::DUNDONPTue Aug 08 1989 10:458
123.8No Admittance, everLESCOM::KALLISWait for the eclipse.Tue Aug 08 1989 11:177
123.9I think I'll try farther down the hall...HPSCAD::ALTMANBARBTue Aug 08 1989 17:375
123.10RoadworksCOMICS::LUCKMANWed Aug 09 1989 03:1110
123.11More roadworksMURP::HINXMANFigments of a deranged imaginationWed Aug 09 1989 09:1212
123.12How to open a doorOPUS::PREISIGThu Aug 10 1989 17:4911
123.13big reductionCOOKIE::R_TAYLORRichard TaylorFri Aug 11 1989 02:253
123.14Should I or shouldn't I?SMOOT::ROTHCall off your goons, I give up!Fri Aug 11 1989 18:075
123.15I bet they do!SHAPES::CAMPBELLSKrakatoa erupting?Mon Aug 14 1989 08:005
123.16Computers tooGRACKL::RATHMELLJack Rathmell DTN 229-7783 N123TXTue Aug 15 1989 13:594
123.17We ate at eight!LEDS::KALINIfUcantStandWinter,UdontDeserveSummerFri Aug 18 1989 17:397
123.18A Genuine AdvertismentLARVAE::MOORE_ADont Worry- Its only 1's and 0'sWed Aug 23 1989 09:254
123.19<Return of the GIANT TRIFFIDS!!!>AYOU48::SWILSONThu Sep 07 1989 08:094
123.20shiversPENUTS::DUDLEYTue Sep 12 1989 13:395
123.21Do what when?POBOX::CROWEI led the pigeons to the flag..Thu Sep 14 1989 14:3216
123.23Equal OpportunityFSADMN::CARSWELLThu Sep 14 1989 15:2819
123.24Funny even in context.HOO78C::ANDERSONCertified System ManglerFri Sep 15 1989 06:498
123.25PEKING::AMANNPFlat like this :___ Wed Sep 27 1989 14:097
123.26WhoopsSUBURB::GLOVERPMothaball,whadda doing now...??Thu Sep 28 1989 06:137
123.27Learn from my mistakeGALLOP::MACLUREAC&amp;UBFri Sep 29 1989 10:2119
123.28and so easy to use!CSC32::BARNINGSMon Oct 09 1989 18:0110
123.29and, they are one of our customers..USIV02::CSR209Brown_ro in disguiseWed Oct 11 1989 20:2112
123.30What?CURRNT::WRIGHTI AM a member of this companyThu Oct 12 1989 11:067
123.31SSDEVO::EGGERSAnybody can fly with an engine.Fri Oct 13 1989 02:213
123.32POCUS::OHARAGo Giants!!Fri Oct 13 1989 07:231
123.33HuH?WKRP::COGHILLSteve Coghill, Luke 14:28Sun Oct 15 1989 16:565
123.34Gutter greetingsCASPRO::WRESINSKIMon Oct 16 1989 14:3620
123.35IOSG::STANDAGETue Oct 17 1989 10:0719
123.36Lucky ManHYDRA::KEEFERCraigTue Oct 17 1989 13:005
123.37I Grew Up in the BronxPOCUS::OHARAGo Giants!!Tue Oct 17 1989 20:462
123.38PTOMV6::JACOBAstrodome=House of PrAyINg moronsFri Oct 20 1989 17:525
123.39USIV02::CSR209Brown_ro in disguiseTue Oct 24 1989 19:1714
123.40I got a million of themDECLNE::WATKINSElvis is living in PeoriaWed Dec 27 1989 15:457
123.41Highway litter...TROA09::COCHRANEThu Dec 28 1989 16:346
123.42EARWIG::MUNSON_PThe F PlanThu Jan 04 1990 08:195
123.43say that againDPDMAI::JEFFREYTraufaz BuntungThu Jan 11 1990 12:3511
123.44HOW slow?KAOFS::G_COSTANZOTue Feb 27 1990 13:539
123.45HOO78C::ANDERSONOnce I had a secret, Love.Wed Feb 28 1990 06:427
123.46STARCH::GLASERSteve Glaser DTN 237-2586 SHR1-3/E29Sun Mar 04 1990 19:044
123.47Only in AmericaDECLNE::WATKINSElvis is living in PeoriaTue Mar 13 1990 17:137
123.48Not only in AmericaRTL::HINXMANThe player to be named laterTue Mar 13 1990 19:205
123.49uh-oh ...LESCOM::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature&#039;s greatest gift.Wed Mar 14 1990 08:3711
123.50HOO78C::ANDERSONKinquering Congs their titles take.Wed Mar 14 1990 08:4323
123.51MURP::HINXMANThe player to be named laterWed Mar 14 1990 15:3112
123.52TARKIN::KEEFERCraigThu Mar 15 1990 08:099
123.53BOOKIE::DAVEYThu Mar 22 1990 12:0212
123.54You only die onceMINAR::BISHOPThu Mar 22 1990 13:4810
123.55I'm alright jackANNECY::HUMANI came, I saw, I conked outThu Aug 30 1990 12:5212
123.56HOO78C::ANDERSONI *HATE* power-outsFri Aug 31 1990 02:269
123.57No wonder we won the RevolutionNOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Aug 31 1990 16:393
123.58Bob Beaman step aside......BRUMMY::LAWTONToday - where past and future meetTue Oct 09 1990 14:179
123.59You're killing me.....Space me out please!!KOALA::ROWLETTThu Oct 11 1990 14:1821
123.60Scholastic requestNEWOA::VANDIK::HENNEMANReality? - not today thanksTue Oct 16 1990 07:235
123.61On the motorwayFSOA::BKINGSBURYMon Feb 04 1991 17:236
123.62Who Scared the Door?CHEST::FOULDS_JFri Feb 22 1991 05:283
123.63PASTIS::MONAHANhumanity is a trojan horseFri Feb 22 1991 15:382
123.64MILKWY::SLABOUNTYGot into a war with reality ...Mon Feb 25 1991 16:428
123.6510-9-8-7-610-9-8-7-6Ten-Nine-Eight-Seven-SixTen, nine, eight, seven, sixKAOO01::OLOTENThe Alphabetic EmancipatorWed Apr 03 1991 00:0613
123.66ROYALT::KOVNEREverything you know is wrong!Fri Oct 11 1991 21:209
123.67A bit more motion, that wayHELIX::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature&#039;s greatest giftFri Dec 27 1991 15:099
123.68That's not why I'm idling it...GIDDAY::GILLINGSNPa crucible of informative mistakesSun Dec 29 1991 18:327
123.69How dangrous are pedestrians?ELIS::BUREMAThe wall @ �2/piece = �1,793,688.70Thu Jan 02 1992 04:073
123.70Is it 1967 again?SMOOT::ROTHThe 13th Floor ElevatorsMon Jan 27 1992 14:065
123.71BRUMMY::LAWTONTell Carter his lizard is here..Fri May 15 1992 12:2216
123.72The pilots eye were blue!LIOS01::BARNESFri Jan 06 1995 19:5914