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Conference gidday::golden_turkey

Title:Golden Turkey awards
Notice:Prize awards for idiots and idiotic behaviour
Moderator:GIDDAY::GILLINGS
Created:Mon Oct 19 1992
Last Modified:Thu May 15 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:169
Total number of notes:3137

96.0. "Worst Wording in a Birth Announcement" by KAOA12::SMELLIE () Fri Oct 21 1988 15:59

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96.1MAYBE NOT MODERN?SALEM::COLBYKENMon Oct 24 1988 08:105
96.2Definitely ModernAYOV27::ISMITHConsidering a move to MemphisMon Oct 24 1988 08:525
96.3Hang it allAYOV16::EBYRNEWed Oct 26 1988 08:135
96.4You're puttin' us on.HOO78C::ANDERSONS.C.U.B.A. diver for Rota-RooterFri Oct 28 1988 05:316
96.5Curtain callAYOV16::EBYRNEFri Oct 28 1988 12:534
96.6ENGINE::WARFIELDGone GolfingFri Oct 28 1988 13:106
96.7Announce this one!POBOX::CROWEI led the pigeons to the flag..Fri Oct 28 1988 15:273
96.8piglettesEAGLE1::EGGERSTom,293-5358,VAX&MIPS ArchitectureFri Oct 28 1988 16:393
96.9UFP::MURPHYRick - WA1SPT/4Sun Oct 30 1988 20:174
96.10Warped parents!AYOV27::ISMITHConsidering a move to MemphisMon Oct 31 1988 05:086
96.11even smart people inflict silly namesDELNI::GOLDSTEINA thousand pints of LiteMon Oct 31 1988 12:233
96.12GALLOP::MACLUREAI think, therefore I am (I think)Thu Nov 03 1988 13:084
96.13KBOMFG::POSTVeni Vedi VinciFri Nov 04 1988 18:397
96.14COOKIE::R_TAYLORRichard TaylorSat Nov 12 1988 01:092
96.15WARDER::FULTONWed Nov 30 1988 08:325
96.16An unusual name...STEREO::HOWARDIsn't this FUN ??Thu Dec 15 1988 13:107
96.17How can people do this to their childrenSUBURB::TUDORKSCEADUGENGASun Jan 08 1989 10:4418
96.18LARVAE::MUNSON_PWay to go 'friscoTue Jan 10 1989 07:524
96.19BUNYIP::QUODLINGApologies for what Doug Mulray said...Fri Jan 13 1989 22:055
96.20Dolly Parton LookalikeDPDMAI::MATTSONTue Jan 17 1989 14:393
96.21CHANGED BY MARRIAGECHEFS::COLESTIf you're mad it helps!!Fri Feb 10 1989 08:519
96.22EAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX & MIPS architectureFri Feb 10 1989 19:473
96.23HO HO HOSALLIE::DUDLEYMon Feb 13 1989 14:504
96.24Come again?AYOV27::ISMITHTauro-Scatological ExpletiveTue Feb 21 1989 11:454
96.25EAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX & MIPS architectureWed Feb 22 1989 18:332
96.26Well stap me vitals!AYOV27::ISMITHTauro-Scatological ExpletiveFri Feb 24 1989 13:0610
96.27Family Tree ?SUBURB::DUNDONPMon Feb 27 1989 05:158
96.28Short and SweetSKIVT::L_BURKEI know I have faults ...Tue Mar 14 1989 06:364
96.29Ummmm, can't think of a titleSNOC01::JUNEEDigitus ExtractusThu Mar 16 1989 22:406
96.30SpoonerismsESKIMO::POTTERInfo FreakoThu Apr 13 1989 11:116
96.31 What's in a nameANT::EVITALIWed May 10 1989 14:307
96.32FREEBE::MCCLELLANDThe Metal DetectiveTue May 23 1989 11:1710
96.33HPSCAD::ALTMANBARBWed Jun 07 1989 17:122
96.34Oww! that HURTS!SMOOT::ROTHGreen Acres is the place to be...Fri Jun 09 1989 15:189
96.35My dentist is Dr SetrightGIDDAY::GILLINGSHis Bach is worse than his BytesSun Jun 11 1989 21:350
96.36CADSYS::SHEPARDThis is no ordinary fool you're dealing with.Mon Jun 19 1989 12:584
96.37SUBURB::TUDORKSKEADUGENGAMon Jun 19 1989 14:211
96.38a couple moreLEDS::HAMBLENProfessional procrastinatorFri Jun 23 1989 16:159
96.39Is this nature imitating art, or art imitating natureRTL::HINXMANIf you're not confused, you're misinformedFri Jun 23 1989 17:028
96.40HOO78C::ANDERSONA face like a melted wellieMon Jun 26 1989 11:253
96.41GALLOP::MACLUREAC & UB Tue Jun 27 1989 06:225
96.42GALVIA::FLOODghost writers in the sky....Yippie Ay AyeMon Jul 03 1989 18:403
96.43No Kidding!FPTVX1::KINNEYRegistered Trademark Fri Jul 07 1989 09:313
96.44A Few MoreWR1FOR::ADELMAN_AADepartment of Redundancy Dept.Wed Aug 02 1989 17:515
96.45Various wierd namesXNTRIK::MAGOONVillage idiotThu Aug 03 1989 21:4816
96.46Laugh,I nearly bought my tv licence.DUB01::T_OCONNELLFri Aug 25 1989 07:362
96.47Digital has it nowAYOV27::ISMITHBilly the FishMon Aug 28 1989 08:426
96.48PEKING::AMANNPMon Aug 28 1989 12:188
96.49A Few MoreTYCOBB::D_HILLRound up all the usual suspectsWed Sep 06 1989 13:2710
96.50:-)GIDDAY::GILLINGSHave we fixed it yet?Wed Sep 06 1989 19:543
96.51;-)TYCOBB::D_HILLRound up all the usual suspectsTue Sep 12 1989 09:309
96.52A rose by any other nameFSADMN::CARSWELLThu Oct 05 1989 17:2911
96.53Could you do this to your child?UBOHUB::SOTONLOGLife's a bitch & then you die!Mon Apr 09 1990 08:244
96.54A fate worse than death (?)USEM::MCQUEENEYVast skill, half vast job.Mon Apr 09 1990 12:008
96.55MILKWY::SLABOUNTYThe 16V, 240watt antenna mobile.Mon Apr 09 1990 12:529
96.56tee heeJANUS::WESTTue Apr 10 1990 05:118
96.57SSDEVO::EGGERSAnybody can fly with an engine.Tue Apr 10 1990 13:433
96.58Once knew a John Looney....BRUMMY::LAWTONToday - where past and future meetWed Oct 10 1990 16:2110
96.59A Few MoreCRATE::FOULDS_JThu Feb 21 1991 06:0911
96.60Ok...FORTY2::CADWALLADERRifle butts to crush you down...Thu Oct 03 1991 12:5110
96.61SUBURB::TUDORKLaboratory ladySun Oct 13 1991 19:1612
96.62Transatlantic confusionVMSMKT::KENAHThe man with a child in his eyes...Mon Oct 14 1991 15:595
96.63SSDEVO::EGGERSAnybody can fly with an engine.Mon Oct 14 1991 16:154
96.64Please explainELIS::BUREMAClever phrase.Tue Oct 15 1991 09:1113
96.65Really, REALLY Evil ParentsDECWET::HAMILTONThu Oct 24 1991 17:1711
96.66SUBURB::TUDORKLaboratory ladySun Nov 24 1991 18:016