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Conference gidday::golden_turkey

Title:Golden Turkey awards
Notice:Prize awards for idiots and idiotic behaviour
Moderator:GIDDAY::GILLINGS
Created:Mon Oct 19 1992
Last Modified:Thu May 15 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:169
Total number of notes:3137

56.0. "Dumbest Criminals " by NEXUS::DEVINS (256K WOM) Wed Aug 06 1986 18:13

T.RTitleUserPersonal
Name		DateLines
56.1Myth AlertRAJA::BROOMHEADAnn A. Broomhead, no phoneMon Aug 11 1986 10:1210
56.2No deposit, no returnPABLO::FLEMINGMon Aug 11 1986 14:176
56.3Cover your tracks....HYSTER::DEARBORNThe One to Watch <>Mon Aug 11 1986 14:427
56.4duh....how'd they catch me?BPOV09::MIOLAPhantomTue Aug 12 1986 09:215
56.5PIXEL::KRUPINSKINo personal nameWed Aug 13 1986 19:097
56.6Snow CrimeINABOX::BENHAMThu Aug 14 1986 08:144
56.7One more along that lineBARAKA::FELDMANAre we having fun yet?Thu Aug 14 1986 21:426
56.8Your money or your CRT.SWATT::POLIKOFFArnie PolikoffMon Sep 08 1986 16:452
56.9Don't burgle in winter...DELNI::JONGFri Sep 12 1986 14:244
56.10night on the tiles?BASHER::JOHNSONJohn JohnsonThu Sep 18 1986 18:3219
56.11Wore Victim's Jacket to CourtKAOA05::SMELLIEMon Jan 19 1987 10:2722
56.12THERE IS A GOD...EDEN::KLAESAlchemists get the lead out.Tue Jan 20 1987 17:4333
56.13NEXT TIME, KEEP IT IN YOUR WALLET!EDEN::KLAESNobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!Mon Feb 02 1987 14:5112
56.14Next time hand the gun to the clerk;save timeSAHQ::LILLYMon Feb 02 1987 16:3310
56.15GOJIRA::PHILPOTTCSSE/Lang. & Tools, ZK02-1/N71, DTN 381-2525, WRU #338Thu Feb 12 1987 17:4324
56.16CRAKERJACK!MRJINX::JULIANRichard III was robbed!Mon Mar 09 1987 12:263
56.17This stuff's been watered down.UTRTSC::VANSENTENIs infertility hereditary?Thu Jun 25 1987 03:228
56.18no one has confessedWFOVX3::KOEHLERI don't wear a 'brimmed' hat, but I drive..Thu Jun 25 1987 08:1213
56.19USATSL::LILLYACTor in AtlantaMon Jul 13 1987 15:515
56.20Do you take checks?QRTRS::COGHILLSteve Coghill, Luke 14:28Fri Jul 24 1987 14:168
56.21Were his cheeks red!SSDEVO::BUTTERFIELDOleopastureFri Aug 14 1987 19:585
56.22Just like in the movies!DICKNS::KLAESAngels in the Architecture.Tue Sep 22 1987 18:3817
56.23Did he loose his eligibility?EUCLID::WARFIELDGone GolfingFri Oct 02 1987 13:498
56.24Choose your targets wellCASV07::WRESINSKIWed Oct 21 1987 10:3711
56.25Where's the truckITASCA::RJOHNSONHow'bout those TWINSThu Nov 19 1987 15:1415
56.261987 WinnerKAOA08::CUSUP_LAPLANTue Jan 26 1988 14:129
56.27Picture PerfectKAOA08::CUSUP_LAPLANTue Jan 26 1988 14:2022
56.28Re: .27 - Pittsburgh's police department was closed?QBUS::MITCHAMAndy in AtlantaFri Jan 29 1988 08:230
56.29BEING::POSTPISCHILAlways mount a scratch monkey.Sun Feb 07 1988 16:1641
56.30Stealing a Parking LOTKBOMFG::POSTWed Mar 02 1988 17:5415
56.31Clam upKYOA::CMCFri May 06 1988 03:024
56.32Timing is importantSCRUZ::RICHARDS_DETue May 10 1988 18:005
56.33Its all down to Teamwork...FOOT::DAVIESIntegrated Tests rule...(sic)Wed May 18 1988 13:257
56.34I mean, maternal love goes only so far ....MARKER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Wed May 18 1988 16:479
56.35Brazen--or--Stupid ?BOSHOG::PARCELSReality is a CrutchWed May 25 1988 17:1527
56.36Maybe not too dumb - but bad timing.HOO78C::ANDERSONUser Hostile System ManagementFri May 27 1988 05:4417
56.37Felonious Frustration!CASV05::WRESINSKIFri May 27 1988 12:0424
56.38STRATA::OTENTISat Jun 11 1988 02:5683
56.39Make sure its really a bankVINO::FLEMMINGJust the facts ma'am.Fri Jun 24 1988 07:065
56.40But, which side was his good side?SOFBAS::AHARONIANFri Jun 24 1988 17:465
56.41Name that crimeULTRA::WITTENBERGSecure Systems for Insecure PeopleFri Jul 08 1988 11:2114
56.42Maybe there's enough moonlight.....CPRS::AHARONIANBut what do batteries run on?Thu Jul 14 1988 12:017
56.43EAGLE1::EGGERSTom, 293-5358, Soaring ever higherThu Jul 14 1988 12:053
56.44... Officer, I'd like to report a theft ...MARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Sep 07 1988 10:5110
56.45a good oneMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonMon Sep 26 1988 09:5639
56.46Where's the SAFE?KBOMFG::POSTVeni Vedi VinciSun Oct 09 1988 19:3922
56.47Curious Criminals Don't Last LongAKOV06::CLEGGWrong the RIGHT way.Fri Oct 14 1988 10:5217
56.48some more....FOOT::OTTENInsert witty comment hereFri Dec 02 1988 09:1923
56.49Tracking the CrooksKAOO01::LAPLANTEMon Dec 19 1988 08:3613
56.50Something fishy here...NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Dec 20 1988 15:032
56.51Contender for the dumbest criminalSUBURB::TUDORKSCEADUGENGASun Jan 08 1989 10:2112
56.52EAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX & MIPS architectureMon Jan 09 1989 12:075
56.53SUBURB::TUDORKSCEADUGENGAThu Jan 12 1989 08:407
56.54IdiotsPOBOX::CROWEI led the pigeons to the flag..Thu Jan 19 1989 16:1810
56.55I hope this isn't a dupeCLOSET::T_PARMENTERGonna set my chickens free!Fri Jan 20 1989 16:1110
56.56I see you behind bars...POBOX::CROWEI led the pigeons to the flag..Mon Jan 30 1989 15:516
56.57BEIRUT::SUNNAAMon Jan 30 1989 18:0920
56.58Burglar makes a movieSCRUZ::CORDES_JAClogging is my life!Mon Jan 30 1989 20:1116
56.59Honest, me ludRTL::HINXMANTue Feb 07 1989 10:474
56.60Do I get time off for neatness?FREEBE::MCCLELLANDThe Metal DetectiveThu May 25 1989 18:2920
56.61Mugging a robberPOBOX::CROWEI led the pigeons to the flag..Mon Jul 17 1989 10:5014
56.62One bike or two.CLARID::INSTQUALFri Aug 11 1989 09:1331
56.63Hey,whats this bag here..CLARID::INSTQUALFri Aug 11 1989 09:2315
56.64LeglessPEKING::DUNDONPFri Aug 11 1989 10:3712
56.65Kerblammosplat... thud!SUBURB::FRENCHSGentry to the ratholer.Mon Aug 14 1989 09:3215
56.66Quick,escape plan B....CLARID::INSTQUALWed Aug 16 1989 08:4010
56.67Come on in!POBOX::CROWEI led the pigeons to the flag..Mon Dec 11 1989 14:189
56.68Ironic EndingPOBOX::CROWEI led the pigeons to the flag..Tue Jan 23 1990 11:356
56.69Definitely NOT subtleKAOFS::G_COSTANZOThu Feb 15 1990 11:4712
56.70PFSVAX::JACOBset hidden at moderator's requestWed Mar 07 1990 13:2228
56.71sting was called BARNUMPENUTS::DUDLEYMon Mar 12 1990 09:218
56.72Short sightedPOBOX::CROWEI led the pigeons to the flag..Mon Mar 12 1990 09:528
56.73NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Mar 12 1990 17:098
56.74NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Jun 06 1990 10:4242
56.75Dumb, and just plain unluckyREPAIR::RICKETTSHave you tried kicking it?Wed Jan 02 1991 09:0726
56.76Yet more.......DECWET::SCHMUHLLeft handed left coasterWed Jan 02 1991 13:277
56.77NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Jan 03 1991 08:443
56.78MILKWY::SLABOUNTYWhy don't you bend for gold?Thu Jan 03 1991 11:3222
56.79MILKWY::SLABOUNTYWhy don't you bend for gold?Thu Jan 03 1991 11:3516
56.80re .79 -- Does the record show...NEMAIL::KALIKOWDNutcracker Protocol Honeymoon SuiteSat Jan 05 1991 17:179
56.81BRABAM::PHILPOTTCol I F 'Tsingtao Dhum' PhilpottMon Jan 07 1991 08:1612
56.82MILKWY::SLABOUNTYDon't get even ... get odd!!Fri Jan 11 1991 12:5730
56.83NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Apr 04 1991 11:3240
56.84lifetime lamebrain nomination awardSMOOT::ROTHI hope the Kurds get their whey!Fri Apr 05 1991 17:2926
56.85going in style!LESCOM::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Fri Apr 12 1991 12:047
56.86NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Jul 26 1991 13:4613
56.87These $100s are all newPOBOX::CROWEI led the pigeons to the flag..Thu Feb 27 1992 12:147
56.88It deserves to end up here.HOO78C::ANDERSONSo I said - Blow it out your ear!Tue Mar 31 1992 10:008
56.89BRUMMY::LAWTONTell Carter his lizard is here..Tue Mar 31 1992 10:286
56.90Coffee? Food? No, underwear!!POBOX::CROWEI led the pigeons to the flag..Thu May 07 1992 16:5111
56.91MASALA::GGOODMANBorn VictimFri May 08 1992 05:4412
56.92CREATV::QUODLINGKen, Me, and a cast of extras...Fri May 08 1992 12:353
56.93SSDEVO::EGGERSAnybody can fly with an engine.Fri May 08 1992 16:423
56.94A few recent incompenciesVINO::FLEMMINGHave XDELTA, will travelFri May 15 1992 16:2454
56.95BRUMMY::LAWTONTell Carter his lizard is here..Tue May 26 1992 22:405
56.96It'll cost you $5 to rob my storePOBOX::CROWEI led the pigeons to the flag..Tue Jun 16 1992 13:5525
56.97Given away by his own name.REPAIR::RICKETTSREAL men don't need <HELP> keysFri Nov 06 1992 02:528
56.98Nice to know ya.SWAM2::MASSEY_VIShe's dead, Bones!Sat Jan 15 1994 00:149
56.99How not to escape prisonSIMMNS::NEWTONThomas NewtonThu Feb 24 1994 06:3616
56.100"There's got to be a better way to make $200."SIMMNS::NEWTONThomas NewtonMon Mar 07 1994 04:4634
56.101Curiosity killed the catSCHOOL::NEWTONThomas NewtonSat Mar 19 1994 07:3877
56.102Right, then right, then right again ...HLDE01::STEENWINKELMostly HarmlessWed Mar 30 1994 15:1220
56.103Worst location for selling illegal drugsSCHOOL::NEWTONThomas NewtonWed Oct 05 1994 02:5328
56.104HOO78C::ANDERSONWhat's that in air miles, Clyde?Thu Dec 22 1994 11:4829
56.105HOO78C::ANDERSONNew bugs for old!Fri Dec 30 1994 09:5023
56.106triple dumbRANGER::BRADLEYChuck BradleySat Aug 12 1995 05:028