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Conference gidday::golden_turkey

Title:Golden Turkey awards
Notice:Prize awards for idiots and idiotic behaviour
Moderator:GIDDAY::GILLINGS
Created:Mon Oct 19 1992
Last Modified:Thu May 15 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:169
Total number of notes:3137

31.0. "Newspeak" by PEN::KALLIS () Thu May 02 1985 11:08

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31.1GALAXY::MEREWOODThu May 02 1985 21:224
31.2AKOV68::BOYAJIANWed May 08 1985 10:3510
31.3STAR::MEREWOODMon May 13 1985 16:425
31.4PEN::KALLISMon May 13 1985 17:2425
31.5OLORIN::BENCETue May 14 1985 00:597
31.6AKOV68::BOYAJIANTue May 14 1985 11:5136
31.7AUTHOR::WELLCOMEThu May 16 1985 13:454
31.8PEN::KALLISFri May 17 1985 15:0515
31.9CEO03::SESSIONSWed May 29 1985 21:295
31.10MAGIC::BUFORDFri May 31 1985 19:445
31.11PEN::KALLISMon Jun 03 1985 14:4622
31.12PNEUMA::S_CORDEIROFri Jun 07 1985 18:543
31.13SERPNT::SONTAKKEWed Jun 19 1985 06:0610
31.14ALIEN::POSTPISCHILWed Jun 19 1985 15:307
31.15SERPNT::SONTAKKEThu Jun 20 1985 04:203
31.16PEN::KALLISThu Jun 27 1985 14:5320
31.17BISTRO::MONAHANTue Jul 02 1985 09:065
31.18VAXUUM::DYERFri Jul 05 1985 13:3910
31.19HARRY::MEDVECKYFri Jul 12 1985 13:064
31.20STAR::MEREWOODSat Jul 13 1985 03:326
31.21NETMAN::CALLAHANWed Aug 21 1985 22:5229
31.22EAYV01::HUNTERThu Aug 22 1985 16:134
31.23DAMSEL::MOHNFri Aug 30 1985 12:537
31.24PEN::KALLISWed Sep 04 1985 15:558
31.25So Okay!NEXUS::DEVINS256K WOMWed Aug 06 1986 18:5136
31.26an exampleZEPPO::BANCROFTThu Aug 07 1986 13:452
31.27RAYNAL::KOVNERWed Sep 10 1986 17:499
31.28try this oneZEPPO::BANCROFTThu Sep 11 1986 10:059
31.29volespidersMRJINX::JULIANWho is Number 1 ?Fri Feb 27 1987 12:292
31.30UTRTSC::VANSENTENIs infertility hereditary?Thu Jun 18 1987 11:3211
31.31scarier than PSYCHO...MILRAT::KALLOCKMon Jul 13 1987 09:5724
31.32HIT::GLASERSteve Glaser DTN 237-2586 SHR1-3/E29Tue Jul 14 1987 01:025
31.33A point of information.UTRTSC::VANSENTENHonest - The Computer Did It!Tue Jul 14 1987 08:0111
31.34ERASER::KALLISHallowe'en should be legal holidayTue Jul 14 1987 09:538
31.35Well, SOMEbody Had to Say It!CASPRO::MWRESINSKITue Jul 14 1987 10:037
31.36debark is what de dogs doGYPSC::SHIPLEYTesting...1..2..3..TestingTue Jul 14 1987 11:433
31.37well, sort ofERASER::KALLISHallowe'en should be legal holidayTue Jul 14 1987 12:049
31.38...hope I'm not BARKing up the wrong tree...FXADM::RAPOSORebel without a clause...Tue Jul 14 1987 12:3010
31.39Sliding further down the ratholeUTRTSC::VANSENTENHonest - The Computer Did It!Wed Jul 15 1987 03:285
31.40Are the funnies elsewhere?FNYFS::WYNFORDThe Rented LoonyThu Jul 16 1987 07:417
31.41Bark floats but.......VICKI::RQTLABMon Jul 20 1987 12:388
31.42WoofterOPG::JULIANBe seeing youFri Jul 24 1987 12:313
31.43back to the subjectCOOKIE::R_TAYLORRichard TaylorSat Aug 22 1987 01:129
31.44Come again?AYOV18::ISMITHDoes grey matter?Thu Oct 22 1987 09:116
31.45Everywhere else you pay for 'em but heres a...TOLKIN::BOUDREAUTue Dec 22 1987 14:081
31.46I did learn something from linguisticsAMUN::CRITZPavarotti loses 85Fri Jan 08 1988 11:5612
31.47Parade MagazineBOSTON::RYANThis line is too short to write my favorite sayingMon Jan 11 1988 16:438
31.48Must have been a government studyDICKNS::KLAESThe President of what?Thu Feb 11 1988 08:586
31.49I read that.REGENT::BROOMHEADDon't panic -- yet.Thu Feb 18 1988 12:493
31.50amazing...JJM::ASBURYTue Mar 01 1988 10:529
31.51computivitySMURF::DGGDave Grubbs, Minor DeityTue Jul 05 1988 15:223
31.52Doubleplusgood duckspeakingCXCAD::DETARWed Jul 06 1988 23:016
31.53Honesty, the Best Policy.?WARDER::BATTYMike B - F.S. Warrington U.K. (7)851 2285Tue Aug 23 1988 08:151
31.54exitCASV02::WRESINSKIMon Oct 03 1988 13:3714
31.55HOO78C::ANDERSONS.C.U.B.A. diver for Rota-RooterThu Oct 27 1988 08:016
31.56Uncontrolled contact with the ground...MTWAIN::KLAESSaturn by 1970Tue Dec 06 1988 11:4551
31.57Il'l save disk space by not putting too much in hereMQOA02::DESROSIERSWed Jun 21 1989 19:5111
31.58RTL::HINXMANIf you're not confused, you're misinformedThu Jun 22 1989 15:054
31.59Reduced to abthirdityPASTIS::MONAHANhumanity is a trojan horseFri Jun 23 1989 10:368
31.60first of allSSDEVO::EGGERSAnybody can fly with an engine.Fri Jun 23 1989 18:512
31.61huh?MAVSN1::STOTTData, data, everywhere ... but not bit to byteFri Jun 23 1989 22:074
31.62VISA::MONAHANhumanity is a trojan horseSun Jun 25 1989 10:5217
31.63But not "second of one"DDIF::CANTORSplitting nines...Sun Jun 25 1989 11:509
31.64OverheardTMCUK3::COLEMon Jun 26 1989 05:4511
31.65Lieutenant....TRIBES::CREANCapitalism is killing the butterfliesMon Jun 26 1989 10:183
31.66Clock-wiseKAOFS::G_COSTANZOThu Jul 27 1989 12:346
31.67Heard today, repeatedly, from people presumed to be educatedLYCEUM::CURTISChristos voskrese iz mertvych!Thu May 10 1990 17:0624
31.68SSDEVO::EGGERSAnybody can fly with an engine.Sun May 13 1990 08:083
31.69When the enterprising burglar's not a-burgling...RTL::HINXMANRabbit and liver flavourSun May 13 1990 16:369
31.70and the cutthroat isn't occupied in crimeSSDEVO::EGGERSAnybody can fly with an engine.Sun May 13 1990 21:369
31.71*I* was taught...REGENT::BROOMHEADDon't panic -- yet.Wed May 16 1990 11:544
31.72Barfulous, as the hacks used to say...LYCEUM::CURTISChristos voskrese iz mertvych!Wed May 16 1990 14:346
31.73SSDEVO::EGGERSAnybody can fly with an engine.Wed May 16 1990 16:265
31.74Source: Shorter Oxford English DictionaryRTL::HINXMANRabbit and liver flavourWed May 16 1990 18:4512
31.75BOOKIE::DAVEYThu May 17 1990 12:1112
31.76 YUPPY::DUTTONSMon Jun 25 1990 10:3110
31.77SSDEVO::EGGERSAnybody can fly with an engine.Mon Jun 25 1990 11:519
31.78A pedant speaksREGENT::BROOMHEADDon't panic -- yet.Tue Jun 26 1990 18:517
31.79VMSZOO::ECKERTJerry EckertTue Jun 26 1990 21:566
31.80DEC PMP IVANNECY::HUMANI came, I saw, I conked outFri Aug 03 1990 07:156
31.81English as she is spoke...SYSTEM::WATSONI'm in the Transporter Room if you need me.Wed Aug 28 1991 12:1315
31.82Government ProjectsINTRN1::MCKENZIEDavid McKenzie ->dangling pointerThu Apr 23 1992 14:4412
31.8345769::TRAFFICThu Jun 22 1995 19:1112