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Conference gidday::golden_turkey

Title:Golden Turkey awards
Notice:Prize awards for idiots and idiotic behaviour
Moderator:GIDDAY::GILLINGS
Created:Mon Oct 19 1992
Last Modified:Thu May 15 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:169
Total number of notes:3137

14.0. "worst ad[vertisement]" by WAR750::PHILPOTT () Wed Oct 03 1984 10:27

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14.1VOGON::IBLWed Oct 03 1984 11:267
14.2PERCH::ANDY_LESLIEWed Oct 03 1984 11:411
14.3WAR750::ROBINSONWed Oct 03 1984 14:194
14.4TRON::WARWICKTue Dec 11 1984 12:347
14.5OLORIN::BENCEThu Dec 27 1984 19:499
14.6PERCH::ANDY_LESLIEMon Dec 31 1984 13:321
14.7OVDVAX::ROTHSat Jan 12 1985 23:296
14.8ZEPPO::BANCROFTThu Jul 18 1985 13:244
14.9TROLL::RUDMANWed Dec 04 1985 00:069
14.10MILVAX::JOHNSONFri Jan 31 1986 13:3629
14.11Up, up, and away!ANYWAY::ZIMMERMANSat Jun 28 1986 05:451
14.12American AdvertisingEDEN::KLAESTime to make the doughnuts!Tue Jul 15 1986 19:389
14.13PUNDIT::CHIPWed Aug 06 1986 16:504
14.14GEM::ANDY_LESLIEUK Area Co-ordinator, Notes DIGThu Aug 07 1986 08:413
14.15For UK noters...ADGV02::KERRELLDo not disturbTue Aug 12 1986 08:3515
14.16Let's see how they are used.SWATT::POLIKOFFArnie PolikoffWed Sep 03 1986 16:266
14.17Plop Plop, Fizz Fizz....HERMES::CLOUDPCH 101, it's a way of lifeFri Sep 19 1986 22:2214
14.18AM I SEEING THINGS?DROID::DAUGHANKellySat Oct 11 1986 22:233
14.19Time for the moth ballsSAHQ::LILLYThu Nov 06 1986 13:5568
14.20What Happened to Thanksgiving?INK::KALLISSupport Hallowe'enTue Nov 11 1986 10:3113
14.21Batten down the HatchesSWSMKT::SYSTEMWed Jan 14 1987 22:4133
14.22More junk MRJINX::JULIANWho is Number 1 ?Fri Feb 27 1987 12:004
14.23Separating the *MEN* from the boysUTRTSC::VANSENTENIs infertility hereditary?Thu Jun 18 1987 03:1223
14.24Hey, yo - I can reed and rite!DICKNS::KLAESThe Universe is safe.Sat Aug 29 1987 15:357
14.25"Sure you're tense and irritable ..."STAR::ROBERTSun Nov 15 1987 08:4930
14.26MemoriesCASV01::WRESINSKIMon Nov 16 1987 09:5324
14.27HEFTYSCOMAN::RITCHOTTESun Nov 29 1987 21:241
14.28gotta be fordBAXTA::PFISTER_ROBAre we having fun yet?Mon Nov 30 1987 16:226
14.29Get a dose of this!GAOV08::STAPLETONMon Dec 07 1987 04:597
14.30If cofee is ground is that why it tastes like mudSPYDER::COLEFri Dec 11 1987 11:0236
14.31Dis iz Wann Valdez...DICKNS::KLAESAll the galaxy's a stage...Fri Dec 11 1987 11:578
14.32That's why I feed pets ony dry foodVAXWRK::CONNORI see the bad moon arisingFri Dec 11 1987 14:415
14.33How shall I compare my undies to a summer day...DICKNS::KLAESAll the galaxy's a stage...Fri Dec 11 1987 17:2312
14.34Of Coffee and Pet FoodCASV07::WRESINSKIMon Dec 14 1987 09:1717
14.35HOY!!!!!!!CURIE::LEVINETue Dec 29 1987 18:467
14.36Is it THAT lonely in Hollywood?DICKNS::KLAESThe Dreams are still the same.Mon Feb 01 1988 08:519
14.37they insult our intelligenceUSAT02::CARLSONichi ni san shi goThu Mar 03 1988 15:1419
14.38Fish fingersVAXRIO::CLAIREFri Mar 04 1988 12:409
14.39BackwardsVAXWRK::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Tue Mar 08 1988 15:5912
14.40TV ADS...BOO,HISS,BOOUSHS01::LUNSFORDFrosty Doughnut LookWed Mar 23 1988 11:307
14.41MORONIC YUPPIE-TYPESCOBRA::SANTUCCIMon Mar 28 1988 11:2610
14.42credibility = 0MARKER::KALLISWhy is everyone getting uptight?Mon Mar 28 1988 13:398
14.43The Name is NissanVINO::FRANCINIThere are always possibilities.Mon Mar 28 1988 13:537
14.44BOLT::MINOWJe suis marxiste, tendance GrouchoSun Apr 03 1988 17:046
14.45UTRTSC::VANSENTENFree the Chiltern Hundreds!Mon Apr 18 1988 11:539
14.46Here,Hear,Heer,Haer, etc etcBOSHOG::PARCELSReality is a CrutchWed May 25 1988 16:407
14.47Let's not forget Preparation H!IOWAIT::WILDETime and Tide wait for NormanThu Jul 14 1988 20:384
14.48Sulfuric Acid works betterORACLE::POLCHINWed Jul 20 1988 19:2433
14.49How 'bout ....AKOV75::RENGAThu Jan 05 1989 13:4523
14.50Editor's note:AKOV75::RENGAThu Jan 05 1989 13:504
14.51This is what all that tuition bought?SWAPIT::SCHMUHLTue Feb 14 1989 14:422
14.52A Spray for what?POBOX::SIDESThu Mar 16 1989 16:525
14.53FREEBE::MCCLELLANDThe Metal DetectiveTue May 30 1989 18:047
14.54Baffled of Reading.SUBURB::PULLANRBack to the trees !Wed May 31 1989 17:326
14.55O.KUBOHUB::PAYNE_RThu Jun 01 1989 09:5018
14.56Think I'll pass on that...HPSCAD::ALTMANBARBFri Jun 02 1989 15:446
14.57GALLOP::MACLUREABill Bloggs has left too.Tue Jun 06 1989 10:4336
14.58Insinuating a majority belief, peer pressure.SANS::WILLARDThe pause that refreshes...Tue Jun 06 1989 16:046
14.59SUBURB::TUDORKSKEADUGENGAMon Jun 19 1989 14:194
14.60well ... maybeLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Mon Jun 19 1989 17:069
14.61The Helsinki FormulaDEC25::HALLAlways drink upstream from the herdMon Jul 10 1989 15:2924
14.62I've seen this oneHPSCAD::ALTMANBARBTue Jul 11 1989 11:139
14.63Vaughn's commercial may be history, hooray!DELNI::GOLDSTEINWe await silent Tristero's entryTue Jul 11 1989 18:304
14.64Advert Shows should Rot In Tv Sales H*llSANS::WILLARDThe pause that refreshes...Tue Jul 18 1989 16:5914
14.65Collective TurkeyKAOFS::G_COSTANZOWed Jul 26 1989 14:1417
14.66How 'bout YouSA1794::HOLUKJWed Jul 26 1989 20:3614
14.67Snowflakes???!!!LARVAE::FLOWERS_SMon Jan 29 1990 11:0514
14.68SSDEVO::EGGERSAnybody can fly with an engine.Mon Jan 29 1990 12:357
14.69Nothing is better.WILARD::THOMPSONTue Feb 06 1990 12:316
14.70DA DA DA,DA DA DA,RADION!!!!!UBOHUB::SOTONLOGLife's a bitch & then you die!Mon Mar 26 1990 12:158
14.71Pump spray it where?POBOX::CROWEI led the pigeons to the flag..Mon Mar 26 1990 15:229
14.72MILKWY::SLABOUNTYHeavy_Metal power - 240 watts!!Wed Mar 28 1990 18:277
14.73JOCKEY::MACLUREAC&UBFri Mar 30 1990 08:4910
14.74Uh-Oh! Odour EatersFILTON::ROBINSON_MIt's foggy in hereFri Apr 06 1990 11:1618
14.75CNTROL::HENRIKSONFar_fig_newton!?Thu Apr 19 1990 19:387
14.76Du(m)bELIS::BUREMAIn the middle of life is if...Mon Jan 07 1991 07:1719
14.77HOO78C::ANDERSONDashing through the snow....Tue Jan 08 1991 03:356
14.78RTL::HINXMANViewer discretion advisedThu Jan 10 1991 23:045
14.79Cars and thingsSYSTEM::WATSONI'm in the Transporter Room if you need me.Thu Aug 22 1991 10:4512
14.80SSDEVO::EGGERSAnybody can fly with an engine.Thu Aug 22 1991 19:152
14.817, 10, 14...EICMFG::WJONESCommuting Loon: Autocheck-in ModeSat Aug 24 1991 11:225