| T.R | Title | User | Personal Name
 | Date | Lines | 
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| 377.1 | Kermit, "Motercycle Cop" ... | YODA::BARANSKI | Remember, this only a mask... | Tue Aug 18 1987 13:01 | 0 | 
| 377.2 |  | CSC32::WOLBACH |  | Tue Aug 18 1987 13:38 | 6 | 
|  |     
    
    "Honey, did you take out the trash?"
    
    
    
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| 377.3 |  | CSSE::MDAVIS | Reality, just a collective hunch... | Tue Aug 18 1987 14:44 | 5 | 
|  |     along the same lines,
    
    	"Did one of us lock the door?"
    
    :^)
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| 377.4 |  | RUTLND::SATOW |  | Tue Aug 18 1987 14:49 | 7 | 
|  |     re: .3
    
    Which immediately follows:
    
    	"Did you turn down the thermostat?"
    
    ;^) Clay
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| 377.5 |  | PYONS::HOE |  | Tue Aug 18 1987 15:47 | 3 | 
|  |     "Where's the cat?"   "Where's the kids?"
    
    /ch
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| 377.6 |  | CSC32::WOLBACH |  | Tue Aug 18 1987 16:25 | 14 | 
|  |     Dear Base-noter,
    
    I'm sorry.  I seem to have started something here.  If you
    meant for this to be a serious discussion, I apologize :-)
    
                      DK
    
    P.S.  Lately it's been:
    
              "Did you check the frogs, dear?"
    
    Ah, romance.....
    
    
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| 377.8 |  | SSDEVO::YOUNGER | This statement is false | Tue Aug 18 1987 19:56 | 1 | 
|  |     Did you jiggle the handle on the toilet?
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| 377.9 | Can you turn the fan [or A/C] on?... Its HOT in here :-) | TORA::KLEINBERGER | MAXCIMize your efforts | Tue Aug 18 1987 20:58 | 1 | 
|  |     
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| 377.10 | "Are 'we' safe?" | DELNI::FOLEY | If your WPS doesn't work then get out the chains | Wed Aug 19 1987 00:29 | 20 | 
|  |     
    
    	"There's a good Clint movie on.. I'll be in in a while..."
    
    	"Does this mean I have to sleep on the couch again?"
    
    	"nibble,nibble,nibble"
    
    	"This perfume drives me NUTS!"
    
    	"You know, I have this neck fetish........"
    
    	"Waddya mean you 'have a headache'??"
    
    	"I'm gonna shoot that F'in' dog!"
       	"'nite,nite"
    
    							mike
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| 377.11 |  | MENSCH::CLC |  | Wed Aug 19 1987 16:30 | 4 | 
|  |     
    
    
    Are you through yet?
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| 377.12 | I'm Bob, .... como usted ? | BETA::EARLY | If you try, you might .. if you don't, you won't | Wed Aug 19 1987 17:37 | 17 | 
|  |     re: .11
    
    Sounds like your going out one of my ex's.
    
    re: .0
    
    Voulez-vou au couchette avec moi' ?  ;^)
    
    
    I hope one of the kids don't walk in now.
    
    
    'Sorry, i didn't realize i did already'.
    
    ' uhhh i'm not ralph'.
    
    i'm BOB
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| 377.15 |  | GEMVAX::DIXON |  | Wed Aug 26 1987 10:21 | 1 | 
|  |     Let's go brush our teeth . . . :)
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| 377.16 | Some random samplings... | IMBIBE::HANSON | Caution:Prone to sudden Fun Attacks | Wed Aug 26 1987 16:35 | 19 | 
|  |     
    ----------------------------------
    
    Q: "Did you put the cat out ?"
    A: "I didn't realize he was on fire !"
    
    -------------------------------------
    
    "Again ?!?!?!?!?!?!"
    
    -------------------------------------
    
    "Is anybody looking ?"
    
    -------------------------------------
    
    "What do you mean the results were 'positive' ?!?!?!"
    
    =====================================
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| 377.17 | shhhhhh, ok, no, wait... | COMET::BERRY | Well, what would YOU say? | Fri Aug 28 1987 08:37 | 4 | 
|  |     
    "My Shoe!"
    
    Dwight
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| 377.18 | From the new parent file... | PUFFIN::OGRADY | George, ISWS 297-4183 | Mon Aug 31 1987 15:27 | 3 | 
|  |     
    "Honey, it's your turn to get the baby...."
    
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| 377.19 | good for meeting a gal at the bar | COMET::BERRY | Well, what would YOU say? | Wed Sep 02 1987 07:33 | 21 | 
|  | 
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    "Do you live around here.......
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
                                     often???"
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| 377.20 | something sweet | LEZAH::BOBBITT | face piles of trials with smiles | Wed Sep 02 1987 16:51 | 14 | 
|  |     prior to the stage of S.O.'ness
    
    
    
    
    Would You Care To Join Me For Breakfast Tomorrow?
    
    (response is yes to this potentially harmless question)
    
    
    ........so should I call you or nudge you?
    
    
    
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| 377.21 |  | HYDRA::ECKERT | Jerry Eckert | Mon Sep 14 1987 16:44 | 4 | 
|  |     The Alex P. Keaton version of .20:
    
    	Would you like to open a joint (bank) account with me?
    
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