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| 158.21 |  | PEKING::PENAT |  | Mon Mar 12 1990 13:30 | 6 | 
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    what do you call an owner of a Skoda 3.5i ??
    
    a liar.
    
    
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| 158.23 | The FT finally gets there :-) | RUTILE::GUEST | Please don't try to log in... | Fri Jun 01 1990 09:12 | 10 | 
|  |     Seen in yesterday's FT....
    
    What's the difference between a Skoda and a Jehova's Witness ?
    
    
    You can always close the door on a Jehova's Witness...  :-)
    Nigel
    
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| 158.24 |  | KERNEL::HUTCHINGS | Go Ahead Punk | Mon Jun 11 1990 09:37 | 17 | 
|  |                 <<< RAYBOK::DUA1:[NOTES$LIBRARY]HUMOR.NOTE;1 >>>
a reply from a Skoda owner obviously..
    
    
                                   -< humor >-
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Note 227.26                        Skoda Jokes                          26 of 26
SLEEPI::HAZEL "Intelligence > knowledge + memory"     6 lines   6-JUN-1990 07:12
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    What do you call a Skoda with a turbocharger?
    
    
    
    ... a Porsche 911 !!!
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| 158.25 |  | YUPPY::FOX | Monotony on the Bounty | Wed Jun 13 1990 13:59 | 2 | 
|  |     My money's on Skoda to win this year's Le Mans :-)
    
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| 158.26 | Another one... | AYOV16::JDRAKE | Jeremy Drake 823 3155 | Mon Feb 11 1991 17:29 | 5 | 
|  |     Have you heard about the 16 valve Skoda?
    
    
    
    Eight in the engine, eight in the radio.
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| 158.27 | And one more? | SUBURB::POWELLM | Nostalgia isn't what it used to be! | Tue Jul 28 1992 13:51 | 17 | 
|  |     
    	All right then, we haven't exhausted all the jokes surely?
    
    
    	How do you make a Skoda look good?
    
    
    
    
    
    
    			Park in amongst a lot of LADAs!
    
    
    
    
    				Malcolm.
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