| Title: | Cars in the UK | 
| Notice: | Please read new conference charter 1.70 | 
| Moderator: | COMICS::SHELLEY ELD | 
| Created: | Sun Mar 06 1994 | 
| Last Modified: | Fri Jun 06 1997 | 
| Last Successful Update: | Fri Jun 06 1997 | 
| Number of topics: | 2584 | 
| Total number of notes: | 63384 | 
    I thought it would be useful to start a glossary of the terms used
    when selling second hand cars, for the benefit of those looking
    to buy one. You know the sort of thing.......
    
    FSH - Forged Service History
    Nice condition for year - Awful condition
    New tyres - Had two dodgy remoulds 18 months ago
    Reliable - Always breaks down
    Genuine reason for sale - I cant stand this car any more
    Would suit enthusiast - A total wreck
    Genuine 30,000 miles - (also another genuine 55,000 miles)
    
    etc etc
    
    Can anyone else add to the list ?
    
    
                 John
| T.R | Title | User | Personal Name | Date | Lines | 
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| 87.8 | Back to the glossary now. 8^) | SUBURB::POWELLM | Nostalgia isn't what it used to be! | Fri Jul 10 1992 14:23 | 7 | 
|     
    Enthusiast maintained  --  Every nut burred over!
    
    
    	One of my favourites that one.
    
    				Malcolm.
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| 87.9 | CALS::THACKERAY | Fri Jul 10 1992 19:31 | 7 | ||
|     Nice condition==> A shabby wreck
    Good runner==> Downhill, that is...
    Only one owner==> Been trying to sell this junker for 2 years
    MOT'ed==> And failed, but my brother knows this geezer...
    
        
    Ray==> Good runner
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| 87.10 | SUBURB::TAFF::Wob | Robert Screene, UK Finance EUC | Tue Jul 14 1992 12:58 | 7 | |
| Needs no maintainance ==  Every part worn out and about to 
                          fail.
Peppy performance == Goes great downhill with a tail wind.
Recently overhauled with a new turbocharger == Faster in all   
                                               gears.
Rob. 8-)
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